I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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