Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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