I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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