can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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