I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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