she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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