so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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