Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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