what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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