I hope mine doesn't look like that
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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