quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
4 words: hood of his car
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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