AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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