I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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