so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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