do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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