Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So many bounce houses so little time
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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