Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm going to jail i love you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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