1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she smelled like a LAN party
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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