Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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