i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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