Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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