Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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