as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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