the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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