do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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