too bad you live with your parents still
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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