ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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