dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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