i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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