So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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