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(619): View more from California

our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Wish you were here....

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And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".

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(206): View more from Washington

I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!

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(847): View more from Illinois

Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.

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