Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.

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And why did you do that?

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Tequila

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(925): View more from California

So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf

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(210): View more from Texas

I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.

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I love milkshakes.

(210): View more from Texas

Not the point.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.

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(619): View more from California

he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?

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