Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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