i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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