I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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