Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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