I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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