ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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