Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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