I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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