so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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