tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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