Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Randomize
