You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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