I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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