I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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