I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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