I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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