moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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