is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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