When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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