Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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