She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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