Nicole vs. Life
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go home
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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